Joke

In what may be the first steps of a long and illustrious career as a comedian, I have made up my first knock-knock joke:

-Knock, knock

-Who's there?

-Gus.

-Gus What?

-Oh you know it?

-what??

-Gus What's my name.

-That's what I'm trying to do.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.  Hold your applause.

I also made up this Mad Gab: Bar Knee Hard Annum Else

These are just some of the things my mind does when it is supposed to be considering and expounding upon the effects of free market capitalism on the world of Art Brut and self-taught artists.

Anyone know any good jokes or riddles?