Tuesday, June 24, 2008


In what may be the first steps of a long and illustrious career as a comedian, I have made up my first knock-knock joke:

-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Gus What?
-Oh you know it?
-Gus What's my name.
-That's what I'm trying to do.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.  Hold your applause.

I also made up this Mad Gab: Bar Knee Hard Annum Else

These are just some of the things my mind does when it is supposed to be considering and expounding upon the effects of free market capitalism on the world of Art Brut and self-taught artists.

Anyone know any good jokes or riddles?


Anonymous said...

I don't have one, but my bro has one on his blog!


The Hornes'es said...

I don't get the mad gab one. what is it saying?

Anonymous said...

Gotta love original Mad Gabs :) Barn Yard Animals? Love the joke too. --Natalie

The Hornes'es said...

And also, tried this one on Scott - but it seems everyone's natural response is "Gus WHO" instead of Gus What. So it didn't work :-(